I had quite a day today. On my Yahoo messenger, I put up a status message saying, "Guess what I did today?" Here are the responses:
1. ...you... took the wrong bus and ended up in ohio? (Mark)
2. give birth? get a booty call? eat a hogie? kiss a duck? (Charles)
3. got laid by the entire san francisco marine core.....both sexes..... (Adrienne)
4. you got your pubes streaked. you got frisbees implated in your lips. your were able to drink water rectally. you stuffed a handkercheif in one ear and pulled it out of the other one. you punched a really fat man in the belly and he exploded. you figured out who shot the sherrif. you wore your undergarments on the outside to air them out. you robbed a bank wearing a mask of yourself to throw them off the trail. you snorted a line of ants over lunch. you stuck a fork in the toaster this morning and the only hair you have left is in your nose. (Vishal)
I love these people. Constant imagination and entertainment.