Dear Hollywood Writers,
You disappoint me. You had plenty of time off that should have inspired you. I was expecting more from you, and you let me down. I was imagining all of the good nuggets, jokes, and one-liners that you were cooking up on your unpaid vacations. Are you not artists? Did you use all of your good stuff to write your own books, movies, or television shows? Hollywood has disappointed me.
Kat