I saw a guy on Clay St. this morning, carrying a semi-transparent bag containing a sleeping bag. It wouldn't have caught my eye, but he had a green head of hair and facial hair. He looked like a really pissed off Irishman. I had to stop and think for a moment, "Is it St. Patrick's Day already?" I'm not Irish, although frequently mistaken for it, because of my last name. IT'S SCOTTISH, PEOPLE! But I always love to have a little fun with holidays, and St. Patrick's Day isn't an exception. Regardless of my zeal for celebration, I never have anything to wear for a specific occasion. Green is definitely not a good color on me. Shall I let this morning's observation influence my solution?