I have some important issues to make known. These topics have been stewing in my brain since Monday morning's commute.
1. Why did that woman think (or not think at all) that is was perfectly acceptable to clip her nails on the bus??!! Hasn't she ever seen a nail clipping catapult from a clipper like a bullet from a gun? And hasn’t she ever had the unpleasant experience of an unidentified object hitting her in the face or other bare-skinned, unprotected body part? Yuck!
2. There must be some seriously big-ass pigeons in my neighborhood!
3. I was thinking that if there were such a thing as a weirdo or crazy quotient, and you averaged out the quotients for New York City and San Francisco, that San Francisco would be the highest. I bet you could measure the craziness is other ways, such as mental hospital admissions. Where can I find that sort of data?
4. I LOVE my new apartment!!!